Skunkhand Jenkins vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

05-07-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, May 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength60

Speed20

Endurance120

Technique100

Molecular Density24.3

Existential Dread80

Fingers8

Toes6

TALE OF THE TAPE

Skunkhand Jenkins VS Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

30Strength

120Speed

120Endurance

30Technique

21.4Molecular Density

99Existential Dread

7Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.