🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
05-30-26
APPROVED
Slurpee Samurai Steve
Strength80
Speed70
Endurance85
Technique90
Molecular Density2.6
Existential Dread35
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Slurpee Samurai Steve VS Keanu Reeves
Keanu Reeves
85Strength
96Speed
80Endurance
90Technique
2.1Molecular Density
10Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Keanu Reeves
Violence concluded.
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