Average Joe vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

06-30-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, June 30, 2026 at 2:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength75

Speed75

Endurance75

Technique75

Molecular Density50.0

Existential Dread45

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Average Joe VS Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

30Strength

120Speed

120Endurance

30Technique

21.4Molecular Density

99Existential Dread

7Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.