Shuffleboard Shirley vs Instagram Ian "Content Creator"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

07-26-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Saturday, July 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength50

Speed75

Endurance85

Technique95

Molecular Density1.3

Existential Dread50

Fingers10

Toes7

TALE OF THE TAPE

Shuffleboard Shirley VS Instagram Ian "Content Creator"

50Strength

92Speed

60Endurance

95Technique

1.2Molecular Density

78Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Instagram Ian "Content Creator"

Violence concluded.