Chris Kirkpatrick vs YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

08-27-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, August 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength50

Speed75

Endurance65

Technique85

Molecular Density1.5

Existential Dread70

Fingers10

Toes10

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Chris Kirkpatrick VS YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"

65Strength

85Speed

70Endurance

90Technique

1.5Molecular Density

82Existential Dread

11Fingers

9Toes

YouTube Yolanda "Subscribe or Die"

Violence concluded.