Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager vs Crouton Crusher

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

08-19-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, August 19, 2026 at 1:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength30

Speed120

Endurance120

Technique30

Molecular Density21.4

Existential Dread99

Fingers7

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager VS Crouton Crusher

80Strength

60Speed

80Endurance

80Technique

2.9Molecular Density

25Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

Violence concluded.