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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

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09-23-26

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📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, September 23, 2026 at 5:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ⏱️ VIOLENCE PENDING

Lawnmower Jesus

Strength74

Speed68

Endurance52

Technique106

Molecular Density92.4

Existential Dread77

Fingers11

Toes9

TALE OF THE TAPE

Lawnmower Jesus VS Uncle Kick Salad

Uncle Kick Salad

70Strength

85Speed

68Endurance

77Technique

0.8Molecular Density

31Existential Dread

10Fingers

11Toes

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