The Little Black Book vs Shuffleboard Shirley

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

09-28-26

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, September 28, 2026 at 7:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength123

Speed102

Endurance23

Technique62

Molecular Density76.3

Existential Dread67

Fingers56

Toes30

TALE OF THE TAPE

The Little Black Book VS Shuffleboard Shirley

50Strength

75Speed

85Endurance

95Technique

1.3Molecular Density

50Existential Dread

10Fingers

7Toes

The Little Black Book

Violence concluded.