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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

09-08-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, September 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Shuffleboard Shirley

Strength50

Speed75

Endurance85

Technique95

Molecular Density1.3

Existential Dread50

Fingers10

Toes7

TALE OF THE TAPE

Shuffleboard Shirley VS Captcha Chaos Champion

Captcha Chaos Champion

60Strength

85Speed

80Endurance

92Technique

1.7Molecular Density

75Existential Dread

9Fingers

11Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Shuffleboard Shirley

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