TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-08-25
APPROVED
One More Episode Ed
Strength55
Speed70
Endurance85
Technique90
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread75
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
One More Episode Ed VS HOA President Peterson
HOA President Peterson
80Strength
60Speed
95Endurance
85Technique
3.1Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
HOA President Peterson
Violence concluded.
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