TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-08-25
APPROVED
Keyboard Warrior Kyle
Strength40
Speed95
Endurance60
Technique85
Molecular Density1.1
Existential Dread95
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Keyboard Warrior Kyle VS Xandra Pancakes
Xandra Pancakes
65Strength
80Speed
70Endurance
92Technique
2.0Molecular Density
25Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Xandra Pancakes
Violence concluded.
🔐 AUTHENTICATION REQUIRED
Authenticate via Discord to access violence wagering systems