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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-08-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, September 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher"

Strength60
Speed90
Endurance70
Technique85
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread70
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Barista Brad "Caffeine Crusher" VS Messy Tessie
Messy Tessie

Messy Tessie

65Strength
80Speed
60Endurance
75Technique
2.1Molecular Density
30Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Messy Tessie
Violence concluded.
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