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TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
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💰 Violence Credits
88850921679020
📅 Chaos Initiation
July 24, 2025
👑 MVP Fighter
Polymer McGillicuddy
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Violence Statistics
⏳
Active Bets
0
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Total Bets
804
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Win Rate
55.1%
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Win/Loss Ratio
1.23
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Net Profit
+978680831360
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Avg Bet Size
2157200441
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Chaos Inventory
✨
Fighter Blessing
×2138
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Combat License lvl 1
×1
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Fighter Curse
×2310
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Fighter Sponsorship
×1
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Patron Laminate (High Roller)
×1
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MVP Player lvl 1
×1
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Sacrifice to the Gods
×5429
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