TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-10-25
APPROVED
Form 27-B Frank
Strength85
Speed45
Endurance98
Technique100
Molecular Density3.5
Existential Dread99
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Form 27-B Frank VS One More Episode Ed
One More Episode Ed
55Strength
70Speed
85Endurance
90Technique
1.9Molecular Density
75Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Form 27-B Frank
Violence concluded.
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