TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-11-25
APPROVED
Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble
Strength85
Speed70
Endurance80
Technique88
Molecular Density2.9
Existential Dread25
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble VS Chorby Short
Chorby Short
45Strength
95Speed
40Endurance
85Technique
1.2Molecular Density
65Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Donny "Dirty Mouth" McBubble
Violence concluded.
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