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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-15-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, September 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Déjà Vu Again

Déjà Vu Again

Strength70
Speed85
Endurance80
Technique95
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Déjà Vu Again VS Lady Chaos
Lady Chaos

Lady Chaos

70Strength
90Speed
75Endurance
85Technique
1.8Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
8Fingers
12Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Lady Chaos
Violence concluded.
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