Self-Checkout Stan vs The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

09-16-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, September 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength80

Speed70

Endurance95

Technique85

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread90

Fingers9

Toes11

TALE OF THE TAPE

Self-Checkout Stan VS The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With

120Strength

100Speed

20Endurance

60Technique

52.7Molecular Density

35Existential Dread

11Fingers

10Toes

The Rope Jeff Didn't Hang Himself With

Violence concluded.