TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-22-25
APPROVED
Pangolin Ruiz
Strength68
Speed33
Endurance88
Technique57
Molecular Density4.8
Existential Dread35
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Pangolin Ruiz VS Low Battery Mode
Low Battery Mode
105Strength
11Speed
106Endurance
109Technique
10.0Molecular Density
99Existential Dread
20Fingers
20Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Low Battery Mode
Violence concluded.
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