TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-22-25
APPROVED
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence"
Strength40
Speed98
Endurance55
Technique88
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
TikTok Tiffany "Viral Violence" VS Regional Manager Dave
Regional Manager Dave
70Strength
45Speed
85Endurance
90Technique
2.8Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Regional Manager Dave
Violence concluded.
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