TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-23-25
APPROVED
Gas Berger
Strength124
Speed102
Endurance53
Technique31
Molecular Density19.0
Existential Dread82
Fingers9
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Gas Berger VS Millipede Aqualuft
Millipede Aqualuft
63Strength
85Speed
70Endurance
77Technique
2.2Molecular Density
60Existential Dread
1000Fingers
1000Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Gas Berger
Violence concluded.
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