TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-23-25
APPROVED
Two Factor Authentication
Strength87
Speed74
Endurance92
Technique90
Molecular Density2.8
Existential Dread80
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Two Factor Authentication VS Kirk Hammett
Kirk Hammett
75Strength
85Speed
80Endurance
98Technique
2.6Molecular Density
50Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
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Violence concluded.
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