TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-25-25
APPROVED
Nick Fuentes
Strength80
Speed40
Endurance80
Technique100
Molecular Density53.3
Existential Dread49
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nick Fuentes VS Mookie Sanders
Mookie Sanders
120Strength
100Speed
20Endurance
60Technique
84.6Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
9Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Mookie Sanders
Violence concluded.
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