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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
09-26-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Friday, September 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Anxiety Duck

Anxiety Duck

Strength36
Speed96
Endurance57
Technique84
Molecular Density0.8
Existential Dread95
Fingers2
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
Anxiety Duck VS Kevin Richardson
Kevin Richardson

Kevin Richardson

60Strength
70Speed
75Endurance
85Technique
1.8Molecular Density
65Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Kevin Richardson
Violence concluded.
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