TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-26-25
APPROVED
Frozen Screen Frank
Strength67
Speed38
Endurance89
Technique88
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread88
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Frozen Screen Frank VS Pangolin Ruiz
Pangolin Ruiz
80Strength
50Speed
95Endurance
70Technique
4.8Molecular Density
35Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Pangolin Ruiz
Violence concluded.
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