TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-27-25
APPROVED
Pocket Protector Pete
Strength50
Speed40
Endurance60
Technique70
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread75
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Pocket Protector Pete VS Mookie Sanders
Mookie Sanders
122Strength
103Speed
22Endurance
63Technique
84.6Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
9Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Pocket Protector Pete
Violence concluded.
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