TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
09-30-25
APPROVED
Nasty Nick
Strength70
Speed75
Endurance65
Technique80
Molecular Density1.9
Existential Dread35
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nasty Nick VS Fish Summer
Fish Summer
40Strength
98Speed
60Endurance
82Technique
1.1Molecular Density
40Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Nasty Nick
Violence concluded.
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