TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-01-25
APPROVED
Thilly Gooth
Strength80
Speed50
Endurance108
Technique62
Molecular Density86.3
Existential Dread81
Fingers12
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Thilly Gooth VS Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
30Strength
120Speed
120Endurance
30Technique
21.4Molecular Density
99Existential Dread
7Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager
Violence concluded.
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