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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-01-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, October 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Average Joe

Average Joe

Strength75
Speed75
Endurance75
Technique75
Molecular Density50.0
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Average Joe VS Boiling Singularity Vapors
Boiling Singularity Vapors

Boiling Singularity Vapors

120Strength
100Speed
20Endurance
60Technique
8.1Molecular Density
100Existential Dread
17Fingers
3Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Average Joe
Violence concluded.
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