TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-02-25
APPROVED
Average Joe
Strength75
Speed75
Endurance75
Technique75
Molecular Density50.0
Existential Dread45
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Average Joe VS Nick Fuentes
Nick Fuentes
80Strength
40Speed
80Endurance
100Technique
53.3Molecular Density
49Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Nick Fuentes
Violence concluded.
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