Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” vs Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

10-08-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, October 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

Strength85

Speed85

Endurance60

Technique70

Molecular Density2.8

Existential Dread22

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja” VS Jerkoff Sysadmin Manager

28Strength

116Speed

117Endurance

29Technique

21.4Molecular Density

99Existential Dread

7Fingers

10Toes

Stapler Steve “Office Ninja”

Violence concluded.