TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-09-25
APPROVED
Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer"
Strength45
Speed40
Endurance95
Technique98
Molecular Density1.1
Existential Dread25
Fingers8
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Bingo Bertha "The Destroyer" VS Fists McExistential
Fists McExistential
88Strength
55Speed
70Endurance
62Technique
0.9Molecular Density
97Existential Dread
8Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Fists McExistential
Violence concluded.
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