TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-09-25
APPROVED
Baiten Switch
Strength40
Speed75
Endurance75
Technique110
Molecular Density5.8
Existential Dread85
Fingers0
Toes25
TALE OF THE TAPE
Baiten Switch VS Empyrean Angel
Empyrean Angel
70Strength
40Speed
100Endurance
90Technique
25.4Molecular Density
8Existential Dread
6Fingers
7Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Empyrean Angel
Violence concluded.
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