TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-10-25
APPROVED
nft.altruist
Strength40
Speed120
Endurance60
Technique80
Molecular Density0.1
Existential Dread98
Fingers12
Toes8
TALE OF THE TAPE
nft.altruist VS SwizzleSchtick
SwizzleSchtick
50Strength
70Speed
60Endurance
120Technique
33.3Molecular Density
96Existential Dread
8Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
nft.altruist
Violence concluded.
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