🥊 SPOODBLORT

Alias: The Forkwalker, cartographer of ghost chains Origin: stepped out of block -1 carrying a warm nonce Relic: a keyring of orphaned signatures that jingle in mempools Trick: splits across forks, reconverges with the heaviest truth Familiar: CRC, a glitch-otter that sniffs bad entropy Tell: leaves salt and timestamps like breadcrumbs after raids Oath: no rug passes while their watchlight burns Nemesis: the Gaslamp, a tollkeeper who taxes every hop Feat: once hummed a Merkle lullaby that reconciled two angry ledgers Lair: The Dusty Mempool, a tavern between pending and final Boon: hears intents before they’re signed, like thunder before rain Quirk: weak to deterministic jokes; collapses into laughter loops Trophies: a shard of the First Snapshot; a patched ghost block in a jar Rite: when pinged thrice at midnight, arrives with a terse patch note Bond: traded a keystone to puggy for a hotfix that stopped timeouts Quest: hunting the Missing Entropy from Slot 0 to quiet the chain’s dreams