TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-11-25
APPROVED
Chris Kirkpatrick
Strength53
Speed77
Endurance67
Technique88
Molecular Density1.5
Existential Dread70
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Chris Kirkpatrick VS Moth With a Knife
Moth With a Knife
15Strength
99Speed
45Endurance
76Technique
0.0Molecular Density
103Existential Dread
0Fingers
6Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Moth With a Knife
Violence concluded.
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