TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-16-25
APPROVED
Miss Demeanor
Strength75
Speed78
Endurance82
Technique65
Molecular Density31.5
Existential Dread89
Fingers0
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Miss Demeanor VS Chairman Meow
Chairman Meow
85Strength
62Speed
84Endurance
69Technique
87.7Molecular Density
66Existential Dread
6Fingers
12Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Chairman Meow
Violence concluded.
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