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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY
TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING

An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-21-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Tuesday, October 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Déjà Vu Again

Déjà Vu Again

Strength73
Speed86
Endurance83
Technique98
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread88
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Déjà Vu Again VS Mayhem Breakfast
Mayhem Breakfast

Mayhem Breakfast

75Strength
88Speed
72Endurance
91Technique
1.9Molecular Density
87Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Déjà Vu Again
Violence concluded.
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