TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-22-25
APPROVED
Square Root
Strength57
Speed80
Endurance63
Technique100
Molecular Density1.4
Existential Dread73
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Square Root VS The Buffer
The Buffer
70Strength
64Speed
91Endurance
75Technique
1.6Molecular Density
67Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Square Root
Violence concluded.
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