TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-22-25
APPROVED
Passive Voice
Strength52
Speed86
Endurance73
Technique89
Molecular Density1.1
Existential Dread81
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Passive Voice VS The Margin Note
The Margin Note
49Strength
94Speed
72Endurance
85Technique
0.7Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Passive Voice
Violence concluded.
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