TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-22-25
APPROVED
The Implied
Strength52
Speed82
Endurance72
Technique84
Molecular Density1.0
Existential Dread92
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Implied VS The Pending Update
The Pending Update
69Strength
76Speed
93Endurance
62Technique
1.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
The Pending Update
Violence concluded.
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