TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-23-25
APPROVED
Nylon Dreams
Strength74
Speed96
Endurance78
Technique87
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread55
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Nylon Dreams VS Moon Landing Mike
Moon Landing Mike
75Strength
90Speed
70Endurance
88Technique
0.7Molecular Density
85Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Nylon Dreams
Violence concluded.
🔐 AUTHENTICATION REQUIRED
Authenticate via Discord to access violence wagering systems