TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-25-25
APPROVED
Beef Supreme
Strength96
Speed62
Endurance84
Technique74
Molecular Density2.4
Existential Dread15
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Beef Supreme VS Dank Dill
Dank Dill
71Strength
74Speed
73Endurance
72Technique
45.2Molecular Density
95Existential Dread
10Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Dank Dill
Violence concluded.
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