TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
10-25-25
APPROVED
Marilyn Manson
Strength70
Speed80
Endurance75
Technique88
Molecular Density1.8
Existential Dread95
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Marilyn Manson VS Ingrown Toenail Igor
Ingrown Toenail Igor
74Strength
85Speed
73Endurance
78Technique
2.8Molecular Density
71Existential Dread
11Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Marilyn Manson
Violence concluded.
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