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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-29-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Wednesday, October 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Captain Yawnpunch

Captain Yawnpunch

Strength59
Speed41
Endurance90
Technique85
Molecular Density1.2
Existential Dread67
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
Captain Yawnpunch VS Just Five More Minutes
Just Five More Minutes

Just Five More Minutes

50Strength
40Speed
90Endurance
85Technique
1.8Molecular Density
70Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Just Five More Minutes
Violence concluded.
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