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⛈️ CRITICAL WEATHER ADVISORY

🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
10-30-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, October 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
The Waffle Iron

The Waffle Iron

Strength70
Speed88
Endurance66
Technique76
Molecular Density3.3
Existential Dread22
Fingers10
Toes10
TALE OF THE TAPE
The Waffle Iron VS Crying in Cars Caroline
Crying in Cars Caroline

Crying in Cars Caroline

70Strength
86Speed
62Endurance
83Technique
1.8Molecular Density
92Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Crying in Cars Caroline
Violence concluded.
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