TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-03-25
APPROVED
Live Leaked
Strength78
Speed65
Endurance81
Technique76
Molecular Density15.8
Existential Dread82
Fingers8
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Live Leaked VS Miss Demeanor
Miss Demeanor
75Strength
78Speed
82Endurance
65Technique
31.5Molecular Density
89Existential Dread
0Fingers
9Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Live Leaked
Violence concluded.
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