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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED
11-03-25
APPROVED
📅 Scheduled Violence Monday, November 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE
Lawnmower Jesus

Lawnmower Jesus

Strength74
Speed68
Endurance52
Technique106
Molecular Density92.4
Existential Dread77
Fingers11
Toes9
TALE OF THE TAPE
Lawnmower Jesus VS Chairman of the Floor
Chairman of the Floor

Chairman of the Floor

65Strength
72Speed
83Endurance
80Technique
1.1Molecular Density
45Existential Dread
10Fingers
10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Chairman of the Floor
Violence concluded.
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