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🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN

BLESSED

11-06-25

APPROVED

📅 Scheduled Violence Thursday, November 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM

⚡ Combat Status ✅ VIOLENCE COMPLETE

99 Cent Store Samurai

Strength85

Speed72

Endurance71

Technique72

Molecular Density2.5

Existential Dread47

Fingers10

Toes10

TALE OF THE TAPE

99 Cent Store Samurai VS Empty Fridge at 2AM

Empty Fridge at 2AM

84Strength

67Speed

74Endurance

75Technique

1.6Molecular Density

81Existential Dread

10Fingers

10Toes

🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR

Empty Fridge at 2AM

Violence concluded.

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