TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-08-25
APPROVED
guwap
Strength87
Speed60
Endurance76
Technique77
Molecular Density96.7
Existential Dread56
Fingers13
Toes12
TALE OF THE TAPE
guwap VS Frozen Screen Frank
Frozen Screen Frank
70Strength
40Speed
90Endurance
92Technique
2.1Molecular Density
88Existential Dread
9Fingers
11Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
guwap
Violence concluded.
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