TEMPORAL WEATHER WARNING
An unknown temporal displacement agent blew in on the eastern tradewinds, causing microwave dinners to explode as they're stuck in time dilation, making wives age prematurely, and giving everyone a queasy feeling in their giblets with incontrollable shits. Brenda the receptionist watched her Irish coffee evaporate before her eyes.
🥊 VIOLENCE BREAKDOWN
BLESSED
11-08-25
APPROVED
Frozen Screen Frank
Strength70
Speed40
Endurance90
Technique92
Molecular Density2.1
Existential Dread88
Fingers9
Toes11
TALE OF THE TAPE
Frozen Screen Frank VS Spandex Nightmare
Spandex Nightmare
75Strength
90Speed
78Endurance
92Technique
2.9Molecular Density
50Existential Dread
12Fingers
8Toes
🏆 VIOLENCE VICTOR
Frozen Screen Frank
Violence concluded.
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